Bacon Ornament GNOME though the name rhymes with

though the name rhymes with Ronald

and by then nobody was in a position to question the logic

which I respect

and works as a gift for a daughter-in-law who prefers pieces that don't compete with a room

This one files confidently under both

Bacon Ornament GNOME though the name rhymes withThis bacon ornament captures the single food that became a personality type without anyone holding a vote, blown from a gather of molten glass and painted in crimson and caramel stripes with a cap for hanging overhead. It sits on the tree the way bacon sits on a plate unapologetic, central, declining to share attention with the eggs. The bacon person in your life brings it up at breakfast, obviously, but also at other meals and in conversations that