Colossal Squid Confessions pounce-g We made that statistic up

We made that statistic up

ya filthy barbarian

it never would have sunk

these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get

You're just like

Colossal Squid Confessions pounce-g We made that statistic upMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also